Someone e-mailed me this joke recently: In New York's Central Park, a huge Rottweiler breaks loose from its leash and savages a small blonde child. A skinny young man rushes up and, at great risk to himself, saves the child by wrestling the dog to the ground and finally, in desperation, killing it.
“But madam, I'm not American,” the little man replies. “Oh, what are you then?” asks the journalist. “I'm a Pakistani, madam”.
So the next day's New York Times carries a screaming headline, “Terrorist strangles pet dog”.
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